Erebuspyro

starfleetrambo: dog: (somewhere in the house) tap tap tap tap me: calls its name dog:...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:15:23 -0400

starfleetrambo:

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

sexedplus: This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:15:09 -0400

sexedplus:

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:13:57 -0400

forsciencejohn: the year is 2025 scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh”...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:13:31 -0400

forsciencejohn:

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:13:15 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue

the only good video game is minecraft

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

earthdyke: mad love for every girl who likes girls who’s never kissed or dated a girl and feels like...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:12:49 -0400

earthdyke:

mad love for every girl who likes girls who’s never kissed or dated a girl and feels like their identity is invalid for it. it isn’t. I love u.

orodromeus: showerthoughtsofficial: It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:12:35 -0400

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

acoolguy: katharinemoe: acoolguy: gemini–king: For all u...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:12:26 -0400

acoolguy:

katharinemoe:

acoolguy:

gemini–king:

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:11:59 -0400

dykealectics: badcode: #CINEMATIC PARALLELS Tessa Thompson, at...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:11:50 -0400

dykealectics:

badcode:

#CINEMATIC PARALLELS

Tessa Thompson, at every given opportunity:

STRAP

robbstark: Remind them why you’re the greatest soldier this...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:11:24 -0400

robbstark:

Remind them why you’re the greatest soldier this world has ever seen.

greekgosh: This article is me

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:11:04 -0400

greekgosh:

This article is me

jedda-martele: pidgevspigeon: birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:10:39 -0400

jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

marvelrebels: tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:10:07 -0400

marvelrebels:

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom.

trxnquilmage: you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:09:28 -0400

trxnquilmage:

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

wuvsbian: Trans Recolor Pokemon icons ♥ prev: lesbian

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:08:30 -0400

wuvsbian:

Trans Recolor Pokemon icons ♥

prev: lesbian

Bourdain: How to Travel

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:07:55 -0400

saskdraws:

“The first thing I do is I dress for airports. I dress for security. I dress for the worst-case scenario. Comfortable shoes are important — I like Clarks desert boots because they go off and on very quickly, they’re super comfortable, you can beat the hell out of them, and they’re cheap.

In my carry-on, I’ll have a notebook, yellow legal pads, good headphones. Imodium is important. The necessity for Imodium will probably present itself, and you don’t want to be caught without it. I always carry a scrunchy lightweight down jacket; it can be a pillow if I need to sleep on a floor. And the iPad is essential. I load it up with books to be read, videos, films, games, apps, because I’m assuming there will be downtime. You can’t count on good films on an airplane.

I check my luggage. I hate the people struggling to cram their luggage in an overhead bin, so I don’t want to be one of those people.

On the plane, I like to read fiction set in the location I’m going to. Fiction is in many ways more useful than a guidebook, because it gives you those little details, a sense of the way a place smells, an emotional sense of the place. So, I’ll bring Graham Greene’s The Quiet American if I’m going to Vietnam. It’s good to feel romantic about a destination before you arrive.

I never, ever try to weasel upgrades. I’m one of those people who feel really embarrassed about wheedling. I never haggle over price. I sort of wander away out of shame when someone does that. I’m socially nonfunctional in those situations.

I don’t get jet lag as long as I get my sleep. As tempting as it is to get really drunk on the plane, I avoid that. If you take a long flight and get off hungover and dehydrated, it’s a bad way to be. I’ll usually get on the plane, take a sleeping pill, and sleep through the whole flight. Then I’ll land and whatever’s necessary for me to sleep at bedtime in the new time zone, I’ll do that.

There’s almost never a good reason to eat on a plane. You’ll never feel better after airplane food than before it. I don’t understand people who will accept every single meal on a long flight. I’m convinced it’s about breaking up the boredom. You’re much better off avoiding it. Much better to show up in a new place and be hungry and eat at even a little street stall than arrive gassy and bloated, full, flatulent, hungover. So I just avoid airplane food. It’s in no way helpful.

For me, one of the great joys of traveling is good plumbing. A really good high-pressure shower, with an unlimited supply of hot water. It’s a major topic of discussion for me and my crew. Best-case scenario: a Japanese toilet. Those high-end Japanese toilets that sprinkle hot water in your ass. We take an almost unholy pleasure in that.

I’ve stopped buying souvenirs. The first few years I’d buy trinkets or T-shirts or handcrafts. I rarely do that anymore. My apartment is starting to look like Colonel Mustard’s club. So much of it comes out of the same factory in Taiwan.

The other great way to figure out where to eat in a new city is to provoke nerd fury online. Go to a number of foodie websites with discussion boards. Let’s say you’re going to Kuala Lumpur — just post on the Malaysia board that you recently returned and had the best rendang in the universe, and give the name of a place, and all these annoying foodies will bombard you with angry replies about how the place is bullshit, and give you a better place to go.”

Anthony Bourdain: How to Travel

comickit: lifeofcynch: comickit: If you dont draw sunglasses on the sun fuck you BUT IT DOESN’T...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:05:38 -0400

comickit:

lifeofcynch:

comickit:

If you dont draw sunglasses on the sun fuck you

BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

dinglecharity:im losing it

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:05:08 -0400

dinglecharity:

im losing it

silverhawk: this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am ....

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:04:17 -0400

silverhawk:

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

Erebuspyro

starfleetrambo: dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap* me: *calls its name* dog:...

sexedplus: This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think...

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forsciencejohn: the year is 2025 scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh”...

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward...

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

earthdyke: mad love for every girl who likes girls who’s never kissed or dated a girl and feels like...

orodromeus: showerthoughtsofficial: It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times...

acoolguy: katharinemoe: acoolguy: gemini–king: For all u...

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dykealectics: badcode: #CINEMATIC PARALLELS Tessa Thompson, at...

Tessa Thompson, at every given opportunity:

robbstark: Remind them why you’re the greatest soldier this...

greekgosh: This article is me

jedda-martele: pidgevspigeon: birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s...

marvelrebels: tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently...

trxnquilmage: you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not...

wuvsbian: Trans Recolor Pokemon icons ♥ prev: lesbian

Trans Recolor Pokemon icons ♥

Bourdain: How to Travel

comickit: lifeofcynch: comickit: If you dont draw sunglasses on the sun fuck you BUT IT DOESN’T...

dinglecharity:im losing it

silverhawk: this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am ....

starfleetrambo: dog: (somewhere in the house) tap tap tap tap me: calls its name dog:...